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My Favorite Tweets

Trying to figure out how to use Twitter for marketing

I’m studying more and more about social marketing. I still can’t figure out how to use Twitter for marketing. Oh well.

If you figure out how to use Twitter for marketing, please help me learn what I need to know. Tips welcome.

Twitter isn’t a total loss. I was able to start a list of my favorite tweets that I’ve found while searching.

Here’s my list from today. My favorite tweets so far:

Nation, it’s time to grab the bull by the horns. If there are no horns –you’re grabbing a cow, STOP IT!

There’s nothing wrong with stretching the Truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Remember kids! In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant.

I’ve got truth fever… seriously, I’ve been throwing up all day.

Been staring at this book and wondering why reading is so boring. As it turns out: I CAN’T READ!

Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I’m a freaking lunatic!

Some people say the glass is half full of truth, some half empty. I say: GIVE ME SOME!

– Stephen Colbert

I would love to tweet her…

I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it.. MOVE IT! Rearranging furniture makes me want sexy time.

– Borat

Note to self: If cronies aren’t sufficiently intimidated after barking out orders, check to make sure your voice box isn’t set on ‘mute’.

Flight attendant told me to turn off my “electronic devices”. One mind trick later, I’m still breathing. The same can’t be said for her.

I love New Years. Gonna pick a planet, get drunk and count down to “dropping the ball” if you know what I mean…

– Darth Vader

If you find more that make you smile or make you feel good please send them my way. I’d love to see them.

Posted on Friday, January 16th, 2009 at 2:35 pm In
social marketing, social networking, Twitter